【Dream Encounter · 5】I handed my account to Newton. He traded crypto using gravity—and ended up getting us both rekt?
In previous episodes, I invited Buddha, Laozi, Shilok, and Socrates. They grilled my soul to pieces, but I still haven’t kicked my itchy-fingers habit. Late last night, I finally made up my mind and invited the great physicist—Sir Isaac “Newton,” who wrote down the law of universal gravitation—to sit down at my computer.
I slid my account over to him and said excitedly, “Sir Newton! You’re a god of physics. Use your calculus and astrophysics to figure out when this coin will top out!”
Newton pushed aside the pile of complicated manuscripts in his hands, gave a cold laugh, and whipped out some scratch paper to calculate furiously. “In my system of mechanics, every upward movement is met with an opposing force of gravity. The slope of this huge green candle is far too steep. According to the law of conservation of momentum, a sharp correction is inevitable!”
So, right at the peak, he decisively opened a 100x short.
But as soon as the position was open, the market makers suddenly made their move. A gigantic green candle shot straight up, liquidating the short until not a shred was left.
I clutched the computer and wailed, “Sir Newton! Gravity’s stopped working! It’s not falling—it’s flying toward the sun!”
Newton stared at the liquidation notice, completely stunned. With trembling hands, he tore his calculations to shreds, looked up at the sky, and sighed the immortal words: “I can calculate the trajectories of celestial bodies, but I cannot calculate the madness of these bagholders and market makers!”
I wasn’t ready to give up. “So what do we do next?”
Newton’s eyes reddened. Suddenly, he slammed the table and sprang to his feet, snatching the keyboard. “Chase it! Go all in and buy the top! If gravity can’t hold it down, then it’s bound to fly out of the Milky Way!”
But the moment we went all in, the market topped out, and a guillotine candle came crashing down…
…
When I woke up and saw my practice funds had hit zero, I slapped my thigh. Sir Newton losing his life savings in the South Sea Bubble really wasn’t a fluke.
Turns out that in crypto, even gravity has to give way to the market makers’ shady tricks.
In next episode’s dream, I’m planning to invite “Einstein” and see if general relativity can solve “time dilation in crypto and my shrinking account.” #btc #zcash #ETH
In previous episodes, I invited Buddha, Laozi, Shilok, and Socrates. They grilled my soul to pieces, but I still haven’t kicked my itchy-fingers habit. Late last night, I finally made up my mind and invited the great physicist—Sir Isaac “Newton,” who wrote down the law of universal gravitation—to sit down at my computer.
I slid my account over to him and said excitedly, “Sir Newton! You’re a god of physics. Use your calculus and astrophysics to figure out when this coin will top out!”
Newton pushed aside the pile of complicated manuscripts in his hands, gave a cold laugh, and whipped out some scratch paper to calculate furiously. “In my system of mechanics, every upward movement is met with an opposing force of gravity. The slope of this huge green candle is far too steep. According to the law of conservation of momentum, a sharp correction is inevitable!”
So, right at the peak, he decisively opened a 100x short.
But as soon as the position was open, the market makers suddenly made their move. A gigantic green candle shot straight up, liquidating the short until not a shred was left.
I clutched the computer and wailed, “Sir Newton! Gravity’s stopped working! It’s not falling—it’s flying toward the sun!”
Newton stared at the liquidation notice, completely stunned. With trembling hands, he tore his calculations to shreds, looked up at the sky, and sighed the immortal words: “I can calculate the trajectories of celestial bodies, but I cannot calculate the madness of these bagholders and market makers!”
I wasn’t ready to give up. “So what do we do next?”
Newton’s eyes reddened. Suddenly, he slammed the table and sprang to his feet, snatching the keyboard. “Chase it! Go all in and buy the top! If gravity can’t hold it down, then it’s bound to fly out of the Milky Way!”
But the moment we went all in, the market topped out, and a guillotine candle came crashing down…
…
When I woke up and saw my practice funds had hit zero, I slapped my thigh. Sir Newton losing his life savings in the South Sea Bubble really wasn’t a fluke.
Turns out that in crypto, even gravity has to give way to the market makers’ shady tricks.
In next episode’s dream, I’m planning to invite “Einstein” and see if general relativity can solve “time dilation in crypto and my shrinking account.” #btc #zcash #ETH
