Time for the wisecrack guy to read the breaking news: South Korean police have launched a preliminary investigation into a hacking incident involving a securities firm and a crypto asset exchange.
My nose for news is pretty sharp, but my trading fingers are painfully slow. Put the two together, and all I can do is watch.
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