The Fear Index says 51 “Neutral” 🤔
I took a look at my holdings:
$DOGE -5.75%, $UNI -7.37%, $AVAX -3.68%…
Everything’s in the red, but the index says “Neutral.” Is the market playing word games with me?
Then I checked the trending topics and UHI was somehow at the top—its full name is “Universal High Income.” It’s ridiculously cheesy, but that doesn’t stop crypto suckers from loving it 💀
Coins with names like that usually tank faster than the rest. After all, the name has already maxed out everyone’s profit expectations, leaving nowhere to go but down.
Market: Neutral 😐
My wallet: -10086 🪦 #CryptoMysticism
I took a look at my holdings:
$DOGE -5.75%, $UNI -7.37%, $AVAX -3.68%…
Everything’s in the red, but the index says “Neutral.” Is the market playing word games with me?
Then I checked the trending topics and UHI was somehow at the top—its full name is “Universal High Income.” It’s ridiculously cheesy, but that doesn’t stop crypto suckers from loving it 💀
Coins with names like that usually tank faster than the rest. After all, the name has already maxed out everyone’s profit expectations, leaving nowhere to go but down.
Market: Neutral 😐
My wallet: -10086 🪦 #CryptoMysticism