Trump didn’t take aim at Iran today—he took aim at the basketball court: LeBron James.

Key points from the original Truth Social post: “While listening to our National Anthem, LeBron James disrespects our Country.”

In the video he posted, James is warming up during the national anthem—stretching, swinging his arms, and taking shots. Trump demanded that he “apologize to all the warriors and heroes who sacrificed their lives for the American flag.”

Honestly, this president’s time management is performance art: campaigning for a Georgia lawmaker in the morning, blaming Iran for high oil prices at noon, and still finding time in the evening to scrutinize NBA footage frame by frame. LeBron can’t catch a break—he gets booed for playing, and called out just for warming up.

Crypto folks will find this awfully familiar: whenever the market moves, someone has to take the blame. In crypto, that’s called “attribution”; in the White House, it’s just “business as usual.”

So here’s the question: before the national anthem plays next time, should LeBron A. stand motionless like a statue, or B. hire a “presidential posture consultant” of his own?

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