I don’t just always short at the very top and go long at the very bottom—I profit from both longs and shorts, and even flip my positions to take profit.
I never draw chart lines, smoke cigars, or drink. I don’t take 3 ETH and 6 BNB, then put down paid competitors for clout while pretending to be above it all. I don’t mislead my followers, sell used cars with liens, buy luxury goods on Taobao and return them, or forge documents to get a Japanese Highly Skilled Professional visa.
I also wouldn’t be bad at trading, know it, and still refuse to improve—choosing instead to stir things up and trick retail traders into getting liquidated.

I also wouldn’t repeatedly call the market bullish and lead people into liquidations every time it crashes, just to fleece retail traders. I wouldn’t get so badly beaten in 2024 that I couldn’t sign up 20 members in a whole year, then desperately take ads promoting spot coins that go to zero and fleece my followers.
I’m free, too. I place my own trades. If drawing lines works, why doesn’t the guru place his own trades? 😅 That cigar must’ve gone to his head.