The market’s pretty interesting. Either way, we’re moving forward without really knowing what’s going on. The gurus are obviously way better—they’re always right. Finding the right guru is harder than buying crypto yourself.

1.
$BTC
After going around in circles, it’s still the strongest. Feels like it could easily test the short-term high. Is the October market relying on a late-month rally?

2.
$ETH
Following along has been pretty good. There have been quite a few launchpads on mainnet lately;

3.
$SOL
Is the foundation going to make a move or not? The ecosystem’s looking pretty sluggish too;

4. Spot Bitcoin ETFs saw net outflows of 403 BTC in a single day, while Ethereum ETFs saw net outflows of 12,700 ETH;

5. Coinbase launches perpetual futures trading for AI agents;

Soon AI will be able to help you lose money;

6. Dogecoin Labs merges three product teams to build DOGE payments and apps;

Still think there’s no saving memes with apps;

7. Meta’s Q3 ad revenue beat expectations, while AI spending pushed cash flow into the red;

How did US stocks get into software stocks?

8. Market rumors say SpaceX and Tesla may complete a merger in the first half of 2027;

Tesla reported Q3 revenue of $28.05 billion and didn’t sell any of its Bitcoin;

The day before yesterday, it was SPAX’s earnings report that saved US stocks;

9. BitGo launches innovation division BitGo Labs, initially focusing on the intersection of AI and crypto;

Everyone’s fucking going into AI now;

10. Aerodrome and Velodrome merge to launch Aero, a spot exchange spanning seven networks;

Gotta be honest, the price is pretty cheap;