$Takeoff: Most people who’ve traded futures have been liquidated at some point, right? I got scared of getting liquidated too, so I found a little-known meme coin and started buying a bit whenever I made money trading futures. Once my futures account hits zero, I’ll run an experiment and see if any fellow liquidated traders want to build this together. It’s got five zeros right now, so feel free to hop in. Some friends who got in last night may have had bad luck with their futures trades and sold everything this morning to top up their positions. No worries—look at it this way: if they hadn’t put that money here, they might’ve lost it all in one futures trade anyway. Putting it here at least leaves them a chance. Use the money you’re prepared to lose to buy $10 or $8 worth—don’t buy too much, or you’ll become a whale manipulating the market! I hope we really take off! Wishing all my fellow futures traders a big takeoff too!