$BTC I declare war———I’ll spend ten years building the crypto world’s number-one shitcoin.

The crypto shitcoin scene is such a mess. It all started with little K-lines, then I got hyped up twice. The first time was when K总’s words—"as if it were destiny" and "the Bitcoin of memes"—got to me. I thought retail investors could become shareholders too, and that if a coin emerged in the crypto world that could break through the🐶whales’ blockade, it would be quite a feat. Those of us who trade futures have been liquidated plenty of times. We know exactly who’s behind it all. This is the path all us small-time investors have taken to get here.

I originally wanted to promote something positive. Shitcoins have long been despised because of their shady backgrounds and all the rug pulls. By now, I’ve definitely felt that firsthand. At first, I thought the meme celebrity rankings looked pretty promising overall. Even though I only mentioned Big Crab in passing, it rug-pulled and scammed people the very next day. I’m absolutely mortified. What the heck? Have they no shame?