If the crypto market keeps falling like this, I’m going to have to start selling my body to make money and buy the dip. Any rich ladies out there willing to take me in? I just checked Boss, and there doesn’t seem to be anything suitable for me. I’ve been out of touch with society for a few years, and all the jobs I see pay four or five grand. Those high-end jobs paying over 10,000 are way out of my league. Maybe I’ll do food delivery, drive for Didi, or deliver packages—gotta give the kids some hope. Please stop falling already.