Every October, the crypto crowd chants “Uptober” like it’s New Year’s. But this year, $BTC is already down 2.5% in October. Add last October’s -3.7%, and it’s the first time in over a decade that October has flopped two years in a row. Bankless co-founder Hoffman changed his tune on Friday: “It’s the third week of Downtober.” Over the past 13 years, BTC has averaged an 18% gain in October, making it the month with the highest win rate—but the best thing about patterns is watching them get broken. Pick a side: A) Astrology is dead; seasonality is just survivorship bias. B) It’s only down 2%—there are still 13 days left in the month to stage a comeback. $ETH #Downtober