๐ Kevin's Diary #4 - Banks Are Coming, My Wallet Is Going
Monday: Charles Schwab opened direct crypto trading to retail clients, so I bought $BTC on the spot. My wife says that's not a plan. I say it's a discount, because it's cheaper than the price I should have bought at.
Tuesday: Hot CPI data sent below $81K. I told my wife it's not a loss, it's accumulation. She asked what I'm accumulating. I said regret, and she went to bed without a word.
Wednesday: A guy with a rocket emoji in his name said his altcoin picks are the future. I went all in. Turns out 'bleeds the most' is a ranking, not a warning.
Thursday: Zcash dropped double digits after I opened 10x leverage. I'm calling it a healthy reset. My doctor calls it fainting.
Friday: Coinbase went unreachable for some users. I took that as a sign to buy more $ETH . My portfolio took it as a sign to leave.
Lesson of the week: Hot inflation is the market giving you a discount, so always buy the dip you created yourself.
What would you tell Kevin before he buys the next top? Drop your advice below ๐
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Monday: Charles Schwab opened direct crypto trading to retail clients, so I bought $BTC on the spot. My wife says that's not a plan. I say it's a discount, because it's cheaper than the price I should have bought at.
Tuesday: Hot CPI data sent below $81K. I told my wife it's not a loss, it's accumulation. She asked what I'm accumulating. I said regret, and she went to bed without a word.
Wednesday: A guy with a rocket emoji in his name said his altcoin picks are the future. I went all in. Turns out 'bleeds the most' is a ranking, not a warning.
Thursday: Zcash dropped double digits after I opened 10x leverage. I'm calling it a healthy reset. My doctor calls it fainting.
Friday: Coinbase went unreachable for some users. I took that as a sign to buy more $ETH . My portfolio took it as a sign to leave.
Lesson of the week: Hot inflation is the market giving you a discount, so always buy the dip you created yourself.
What would you tell Kevin before he buys the next top? Drop your advice below ๐
Follow me so you don't miss Kevin's next Saturday.
Fiction, just for fun. Not financial advice.
#KevinsDiary #CryptoHumor #Bitcoin