As soon as Bitcoin so much as sneezes or makes a slight correction, MicroStrategy shares stage a dramatic plunge, screaming, "It's all over!" It's become a tradition: when BTC drops half a percent, Saylor's shares tank as if the second coming of the financial crisis were upon us.
What happens next?
Scenario 1: "Validol and New Highs"
Bitcoin will feel a little under the weather, hover around $80k–$81k for a bit, then traders will decide that "the bottom is in" and push it back up to $85k+.
MicroStrategy shares will soar by +15%, Michael Saylor will post another meme on X captioned "Buy the dip, fools!", and those who panic-sold on Friday will be reaching for the tranquilizers.
Scenario 2: "The Liquidation of the Century"
Bitcoin will decide to break through the $79k support one more time and dip to, say, $75k, just to scoop up the stop-losses of the most confident optimists.
Crypto communities will erupt in the Great Wailing, panic sellers will scream "Bitcoin is a scam!", while long-term whales quietly and silently buy up the dip as everyone else sells at a loss.
Scenario 3: "The Never-Ending Sideways Grind"
The chart will look like the heart monitor of a tired crypto bro and chop sideways in a narrow range for several days, until all the longs and shorts have handed their deposits over to the exchanges in fees.
The crypto market is just putting investors' nerves to the test once again. The main rules of the game: don't go all in with 100x leverage, and don't read panic-inducing news on Fridays! 😉
Are you in a position right now (long/short), or just watching this circus from the sidelines with popcorn?