Once, a trader bought the new virtual reality headset and linked it to his account so he could watch a 3D chart in his room. Suddenly, the market took a sharp plunge, and the screens turned a terrifying red.
So frightened for his money, he suffered a sudden heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. There, his heart stopped completely for several seconds! 🩺
The doctors shocked his chest with a defibrillator, and the ECG monitor started moving up and down again:
Beep... beep... beep... 📈📉
At that moment, the trader opened his eyes, half-conscious, glanced at the ECG monitor beside him, then shouted at the nurse as he tried to pull off his oxygen mask:
"Quick!! Sell.. sell right now!! The third heartbeat formed a Double Top, and the chart is bouncing downward.. I’m going to turn to ashes!" 😭💔
$MANTA $BNB $GALA
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So frightened for his money, he suffered a sudden heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. There, his heart stopped completely for several seconds! 🩺
The doctors shocked his chest with a defibrillator, and the ECG monitor started moving up and down again:
Beep... beep... beep... 📈📉
At that moment, the trader opened his eyes, half-conscious, glanced at the ECG monitor beside him, then shouted at the nurse as he tried to pull off his oxygen mask:
"Quick!! Sell.. sell right now!! The third heartbeat formed a Double Top, and the chart is bouncing downward.. I’m going to turn to ashes!" 😭💔
$MANTA $BNB $GALA
#NEARRisesNearly10% #AustraliaProposesCryptoTransactionReportingLaw #SolanaAlpenglowUpgradeToActivateOnOct21 #USSeptemberPPIRisesTo6.3% #RussiaToBanDirectCryptoP2PTradesFromJuly2027