Time for the comedian’s quick news: Over the past 24 hours, about $756 million worth of positions were liquidated across the crypto market, including about $689 million in long positions.
When I see news like this, my first instinct is to forward it to my best bro. Only then do I remember my own account.
$ETH , 24h -2.4%

For record-keeping and sharing only—not investment advice.