$ETH 2416.53
Live footage of an Ethereum sub-landlord jumping from a building
Current price: 2416.53; 24-hour high: 2529.57, low: 2401.37. 41,400 rooms traded, and $1.021 billion in rent collected for nothing.
That huge red candle on the chart from the 13th to the 14th plunged straight from 2500 to 2400. All the tenants jumped out the windows.
Today: -3.82%; 7 days: -7.41%; 30 days: -3.80%; 1 year: -41.79%. The building has collapsed, and they’re still charging maintenance fees.
66.57% are still going long and paying rent on time; 33.43% went short and moved to Bitcoin long ago.
2416.53 isn’t a price—it’s the sub-landlord’s medical bill.
#ETH
Live footage of an Ethereum sub-landlord jumping from a building
Current price: 2416.53; 24-hour high: 2529.57, low: 2401.37. 41,400 rooms traded, and $1.021 billion in rent collected for nothing.
That huge red candle on the chart from the 13th to the 14th plunged straight from 2500 to 2400. All the tenants jumped out the windows.
Today: -3.82%; 7 days: -7.41%; 30 days: -3.80%; 1 year: -41.79%. The building has collapsed, and they’re still charging maintenance fees.
66.57% are still going long and paying rent on time; 33.43% went short and moved to Bitcoin long ago.
2416.53 isn’t a price—it’s the sub-landlord’s medical bill.
#ETH