$龙虾 0.02837
Seafood Market Spoilage Report
Lobster coin: 0.02837; 24-hour range: 0.02812–0.04854; 3.81 billion dead shrimp, $139 million in stink fees.
On the 14th, it was freshly served at 0.05000, still jumping around. By the 15th, it stank its way down to 0.02837—completely rotten.
Today: -34.42%; 7 days: -60.86%; 30 days: -79.99%. Seafood left out for 30 days turns into fossils.
48.26% are long, eating spoiled crawfish and getting diarrhea; 51.74% are short, wishing they’d known it was gutter oil.
0.02837 isn’t a lobster—it’s just the tail of a crawfish, nothing but shells left. #Binance