Not a great joke
Quote from @A9Beacon: During the National Day holiday, I went to Moganshan and booked an entire standalone guesthouse for 1,200 yuan a night. The owner’s surname was Su. She was forty and looked incredibly well-preserved, wearing a linen dress and strong perfume. That evening, she brought me some fruit and sat across from me for tea. “I’ve been divorced for three years. I take care of all four rooms by myself.” I said, “Next time a pipe bursts, call me.” She shot me a sideways glance. “Can you handle it? …
Quote from @A9Beacon: During the National Day holiday, I went to Moganshan and booked an entire standalone guesthouse for 1,200 yuan a night. The owner’s surname was Su. She was forty and looked incredibly well-preserved, wearing a linen dress and strong perfume. That evening, she brought me some fruit and sat across from me for tea. “I’ve been divorced for three years. I take care of all four rooms by myself.” I said, “Next time a pipe bursts, call me.” She shot me a sideways glance. “Can you handle it? …