Market-watching humor is here: FN Express | Tens of billions in U.S. Treasuries are flowing on-chain—why is only 2% entering DeFi?
My three stages of scrolling breaking news: read the headline: wow; read the story: hmm; check the candlestick chart: oh well.
$BTC is worth keeping an eye on. Check in in the comments: are you in the missed-the-rally camp, or stuck holding the bag?

Be aware of the risks and make your own decisions.