$ADA $0.2380 Copy:
Still hasn’t woken up from an 8-year nap
Cardano at 0.2380, ranging from 0.2250 to 0.2404 in 24 hours. 750 million cups of coffee to wake him up, and $176 million paid to let him sleep.
Publishes a paper every day to prove he’s working. On the 13th, it plunged from 0.25 to 0.22, then said, “We’re peer-reviewing.”
Today: +0.55%, 7 days: -10.53%, 1 year: -66.15%. Been asleep for 8 years, and still hasn’t launched even in his dreams.
45.86% are going long, waiting for him to turn in his homework; 54.14% are going short—they fired him 8 years ago.
0.2380 isn’t Cardano, it’s Coma-rdano: a vegetable. #ADA #Cardano
Still hasn’t woken up from an 8-year nap
Cardano at 0.2380, ranging from 0.2250 to 0.2404 in 24 hours. 750 million cups of coffee to wake him up, and $176 million paid to let him sleep.
Publishes a paper every day to prove he’s working. On the 13th, it plunged from 0.25 to 0.22, then said, “We’re peer-reviewing.”
Today: +0.55%, 7 days: -10.53%, 1 year: -66.15%. Been asleep for 8 years, and still hasn’t launched even in his dreams.
45.86% are going long, waiting for him to turn in his homework; 54.14% are going short—they fired him 8 years ago.
0.2380 isn’t Cardano, it’s Coma-rdano: a vegetable. #ADA #Cardano