$ETH
The ETH Foundation is secretly dumping again 😏 This move is more thrilling than the crypto-hoarding roommate next door suddenly selling everything 🤡 Don’t rush to catch a falling knife—let them finish dumping, then we’ll scoop up some cheap tokens 😭 Shorts are standing guard, watching the waterfall with a grin$BTC $LAB
The ETH Foundation is secretly dumping again 😏 This move is more thrilling than the crypto-hoarding roommate next door suddenly selling everything 🤡 Don’t rush to catch a falling knife—let them finish dumping, then we’ll scoop up some cheap tokens 😭 Shorts are standing guard, watching the waterfall with a grin$BTC $LAB