$SHIB shows a price of $0.0000. I stared at the screen three times to make sure my graphics card wasn’t broken 💀
$BANK is up 1.05%. Coins with “Bank” in their names really know how to make other people’s money disappear.
$XRP +0.47%, as steady as a heart monitor. Even Ripple’s lawyers would shake their heads.
The Fear & Greed Index is 61—the market is pretty greedy.
But the only ones being greedy are BANK’s market makers. SHIB holders can’t even see the price; they’ve been rounded straight down to nothing.
Trending: SWARM, TRUMP, STRK, QTC, TIA
My portfolio: nothing. But SHIB at $0.0000 makes me feel like a philosopher—after all, owning nothing is a kind of wealth too 🧘
#币圈玄学 #SHIB
$BANK is up 1.05%. Coins with “Bank” in their names really know how to make other people’s money disappear.
$XRP +0.47%, as steady as a heart monitor. Even Ripple’s lawyers would shake their heads.
The Fear & Greed Index is 61—the market is pretty greedy.
But the only ones being greedy are BANK’s market makers. SHIB holders can’t even see the price; they’ve been rounded straight down to nothing.
Trending: SWARM, TRUMP, STRK, QTC, TIA
My portfolio: nothing. But SHIB at $0.0000 makes me feel like a philosopher—after all, owning nothing is a kind of wealth too 🧘
#币圈玄学 #SHIB