A whale closed a $1.04 million short on $HYPE on Hyperliquid at a price of 85.9757.
The crowd goes through three stages: Wow—envy—quietly opening the calculator and realizing they’re several zeros short.
Give me a follow. When the market pulls another stunt, this punster will be here to talk about it first.

Just my personal take—take it with a grain of salt. Not financial advice.