Slacking-off market watch diary: “Portuguese Football Federation announces Ronaldo’s punishment” is trending, and everyone’s talking about it.
Regular folks see the trending topic and click to see the drama. Crypto folks see it and first check whether there’s a related coin.
This time, they dug up: $CHZ in the football sector (24h +3.27%). It’s a reflex—I can’t help it 😂
If that hit a little too close to home, come get a hug in the comments 🫂

Just my personal opinion—please take it with a grain of salt.