After reading this, I quietly opened my account, then quietly closed it again. Some things are better left unsaid.
Here's what happened: Papertrade, a perpetual futures exchange, recorded over $80 billion in notional trading volume. In an effort to farm PAPER tokens, users have collectively lost $4.73 million.
$BTC 82976.01—the thing most worth watching isn't the headline, but how the price moves over the next few hours.

Just use it as a reference; don't take it as gospel.