BTC and ETH were arguing in a bar when DOGE walked in and the whole place went quiet.

Bitcoin and Ethereum were arguing in a bar over who was the king of cryptocurrency.
DOGE pushed the door open, wearing slippers and holding a bone in its mouth.
Everyone stood up: “Boss, have a seat.”
BTC quietly gave up the throne, while ETH pretended to check its phone.
DOGE said, “Stop arguing. $1 is just my warm-up.”
The bar owner changed the payment QR code to DOGE on the spot. 🍻👑
$DOGE