Close your eyes and imagine this scene:
The day DOGE breaks $1, the community announces the founding of “Dog Nation.”
The national flag is a Shiba Inu, the currency is DOGE, and the visa fee is 1,000 DOGE.
I went straight out and bought an island. The only currency accepted there is DOGE—even coconut juice is priced in DOGE.
Customs asks me: “Sir, how much cash are you carrying?”
I say: “I don’t carry cash. I only carry my private keys.”
You’re still using bank cards? We’ve already switched to dog chains. 🏝️🐕
$DOGE
The day DOGE breaks $1, the community announces the founding of “Dog Nation.”
The national flag is a Shiba Inu, the currency is DOGE, and the visa fee is 1,000 DOGE.
I went straight out and bought an island. The only currency accepted there is DOGE—even coconut juice is priced in DOGE.
Customs asks me: “Sir, how much cash are you carrying?”
I say: “I don’t carry cash. I only carry my private keys.”
You’re still using bank cards? We’ve already switched to dog chains. 🏝️🐕
$DOGE
