My mom asked why I was staring at my phone and smiling. I said, “It’s up 4.57% in $RLC 15 minutes.”
They asked, “So how much did you make?”
Me: “I didn’t buy any. I’m just watching—my position is purely spiritual.”
Current price: 1.0587. Tell me in the comments: What was your first reaction when you saw this?

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