Changed the mouse batteries, and the market put on a breakdancing show right on the spot
Your humble young master has hit a rough patch lately. I suspected my wireless mouse was running low on battery, making it sluggish and causing me to miss countless chances to get rich. So I specially ordered some high-powered Nanfu batteries online and carefully swapped them into the mouse, convinced that this time I’d be firing on all cylinders and hitting the mark every time. Once the batteries were in, I confidently placed my orders and opened a position, ready to ride a wave of profits. But the moment the chart loaded, the once-calm candlesticks suddenly started convulsing like they’d been electrocuted, breaking into a bizarre mechanical dance on my screen and bouncing all over the place like a nightclub dance floor. I was horrified and tried to click “close position,” but the new batteries gave the mouse such a powerful boost that my hand jerked and sent it flying. It slammed into the speed-up key on the desk and, just like that, maxed out my position at the very peak. At last, I understood: high-powered batteries can bring a mouse back to life, but they can’t save these hands of mine, seemingly blessed with an uncanny ability to do the exact opposite of what I want. The big players don’t need more battery life—they just need me ready to hold the bag at any moment.
Your humble young master has hit a rough patch lately. I suspected my wireless mouse was running low on battery, making it sluggish and causing me to miss countless chances to get rich. So I specially ordered some high-powered Nanfu batteries online and carefully swapped them into the mouse, convinced that this time I’d be firing on all cylinders and hitting the mark every time. Once the batteries were in, I confidently placed my orders and opened a position, ready to ride a wave of profits. But the moment the chart loaded, the once-calm candlesticks suddenly started convulsing like they’d been electrocuted, breaking into a bizarre mechanical dance on my screen and bouncing all over the place like a nightclub dance floor. I was horrified and tried to click “close position,” but the new batteries gave the mouse such a powerful boost that my hand jerked and sent it flying. It slammed into the speed-up key on the desk and, just like that, maxed out my position at the very peak. At last, I understood: high-powered batteries can bring a mouse back to life, but they can’t save these hands of mine, seemingly blessed with an uncanny ability to do the exact opposite of what I want. The big players don’t need more battery life—they just need me ready to hold the bag at any moment.