My mom asked why I was so happy staring at my phone. I said, “$Lobster is up 2.27% in 5 minutes.”
She asked, “Did you buy any?”
Me: “I’m just passing by. I’m holding a purely imaginary position.”
Current price: 0.05018. Follow me for a few laughs while we watch the charts.

Just my personal opinion. Please take it with a grain of salt.