My mom asked why I was smiling at my phone. I said, “It’s up 2.24% in $US 5 minutes.”
She asked, “Did you buy any?”
Me: “I’m on the sidelines—I’m basically holding it spiritually.”
Current price: 0.01625. Tell me in the comments: What was the first thing you thought when you saw this?

#US

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