Seriously, I urge you all: stay off X,
stop scrolling X.
Just browse Binance Square or Douyin instead.
Pneumonic plague in Russia,
but back home, it’s all quiet—not a word about it.
Meanwhile, X users are already shaking with fear, and the rumors keep getting worse, sending people into a state of total panic.
Lots of people have started stockpiling masks, doxycycline tablets, and levofloxacin.
If nothing comes of this pneumonic plague scare,
then all those X users and plebs are just a bunch of fucking idiots—a bunch of fucking idiots.