🔥 At 02:13 UTC, a silent surge of $300 M slipped through Iran’s Nobitex, the exchange run by the sons of a supreme‑leader dynasty, just as #BTC trembled at $83,728.

📊 While the market reads greed at 71, Bitcoin’s RSI is bruised at 35.6, futures open interest steadies at $8.11 B and funding drifts negative at –0.0052%, yet top traders stay net long 62 %—a paradox of optimism amid bearish charts, and ETH mirrors the pain at $2,578 with a 26.1 RSI and a 3.27 L/S ratio screaming oversold. Yet the hidden pipeline of sanctioned funds, funne