Last night, I dreamed of an immortal maiden.
She stood above the nine heavens, dressed in white as pure as snow, with a cinnabar dot between her brows.
Behind me stretched a vast river of stars, like a K-line spanning heaven and earth.
I knew it then.
This woman was no ordinary mortal.
I cupped my hands and asked:
“Immortal maiden, there is something I don’t understand.”
She looked at me.
I took a deep breath.
“This year... how high can $DOGE go?”
The immortal maiden fell silent.
Three breaths later.
She slowly raised one finger.
My heart pounded wildly.
“Ten?”
She didn’t answer.
I asked again:
“10 U?”
She still didn’t answer.
A moment later, to my surprise, she raised a second finger.
I gasped in shock right there and then.
Ten.
10U.
Could it be…
Was this the opportunity granted to me by the Way of Heaven?
I was about to press her for an answer when the immortal maiden suddenly grew solemn and said in a low voice:
“As for what happens in between…”
“Don’t ask.”
“Heaven’s secrets must not be revealed.”
The very next moment.
Thunder rumbled overhead.
I jolted awake.
A rooster crowed outside the window.
The sky was just beginning to brighten.
The first thing I did was pull out my phone and check the market charts.
Then she fell silent.
$DOGE Still the same DOGE.
Not moving at all.
I stared at the screen for a long time, then suddenly understood.
The immortal maiden hadn’t lied to me.
She just…
Maybe she doesn’t know the market prices either.
But on second thought, I felt there was a deeper meaning to it.
After all, the wealth-making legends of this world have never played by the rules.
Back when Bitcoin was worth a few cents, who would have believed it could get where it is today?
When ETH and SOL first entered the scene, how many dared to say for sure that they’d make it this far?
As for DOGE, it’s the most outrageous dog in the world.
Others cultivate immortality through techniques.
It cultivates immortality through consensus.
Others survive tribulations through strength.
It survives tribulations through its community.
Other projects go to zero, leaving not a trace behind.
It had been mocked for over a decade—
Still alive.
And it’s doing just fine.
So at last, I understood.
What truly limits DOGE from reaching 1U may never have been just its market cap.
but the imagination of the people themselves.
If one day this dog really does find its way into payments, tipping, social media, and even more use cases—and if more and more people are willing to use it, hold it, and spread the word about it…
then the market won’t be looking only at:
“How much is it now?”
but rather:
“How much is this dog really worth?”
1U is ambition.
10U is madness.
As for whether it can reach that?
No one knows.
After all, no one can guarantee the future.
But there’s one thing I know.
Every story once called “impossible,” before it came true…
They were all once just a joke.
With that thought, I opened the market charts again.
$DOGE :
Still hasn’t gone up.
I let out a long sigh.
I turned off my phone.
I was about to go back to sleep.
Just before I closed my eyes, I suddenly remembered the immortal maiden’s last words.
“1U this month.”
“10U next month.”
I sat bolt upright.
Wait.
I don’t think she said…
Which year.
Me: “…”
The Way of Heaven.
You’re damn well playing with words.