Little joke to start the day
A guy goes to the psychologist and says:
— "Doctor, I have a serious problem. I talk to myself, I don’t sleep, I have nervous tics, and I feel like everyone wants to scam me." 😭
The psychologist looks at him with pity and asks:
— "So… since when has this been happening?".
The guy sighs, opens the Binance app, and says:
— "And... more or less since I bought $BTC on the ceiling, got into a leveraged future x50, and it occurred to me, what a brilliant idea, to sell my $BNB to go 'All In' at $PEPE just before the drop." 💀📉
The psychologist is left frozen, opens his computer, and tells him:
— "I completely understand you... In fact, we’re canceling today’s session. Give me your Binance username because I have to send you an envelope with money. Yesterday I did the exact same stunt and now I need us to split the analyst’s fees".
A guy goes to the psychologist and says:
— "Doctor, I have a serious problem. I talk to myself, I don’t sleep, I have nervous tics, and I feel like everyone wants to scam me." 😭
The psychologist looks at him with pity and asks:
— "So… since when has this been happening?".
The guy sighs, opens the Binance app, and says:
— "And... more or less since I bought $BTC on the ceiling, got into a leveraged future x50, and it occurred to me, what a brilliant idea, to sell my $BNB to go 'All In' at $PEPE just before the drop." 💀📉
The psychologist is left frozen, opens his computer, and tells him:
— "I completely understand you... In fact, we’re canceling today’s session. Give me your Binance username because I have to send you an envelope with money. Yesterday I did the exact same stunt and now I need us to split the analyst’s fees".