🚨🤣 SHIB BREAKING NEWS
1 SHIB = $1 💵🚀
SHIB holder checks his wallet:
“Wait… I had 10,000,000 SHIB.” 😳
Bank Manager: “Sir, congratulations. You’re officially a millionaire.”
Holder: “Millionaire?”
Manager: “Yes.”
Holder: “So… can I buy the bank?” 😂
Manager: “……😳”
Holder: “Actually, forget the bank. I’m looking at a yacht.” 🛥️🌕
SHIB yesterday: “Can I remove one zero?”
SHIB tomorrow: “How many yachts do I need?” 🤣🚀
1 SHIB = $1 💵🚀
SHIB holder checks his wallet:
“Wait… I had 10,000,000 SHIB.” 😳
Bank Manager: “Sir, congratulations. You’re officially a millionaire.”
Holder: “Millionaire?”
Manager: “Yes.”
Holder: “So… can I buy the bank?” 😂
Manager: “……😳”
Holder: “Actually, forget the bank. I’m looking at a yacht.” 🛥️🌕
SHIB yesterday: “Can I remove one zero?”
SHIB tomorrow: “How many yachts do I need?” 🤣🚀