In the world of a makeshift crew,
my only regret is
why I’m not part of it

Right just now,
someone leaked that at Coinbase,
$1.2 million was locked up for a year.
They opened more than 30 tickets.
There was video evidence,
and they also talked face to face.
But the money still didn’t come out.
Cobie stepped in.
They suspect it’s a fake complaint,
intended to deceive engagement.
Then things got even crazier—BlockTower’s Ari Paul
publicly cursed them.
Years ago, a company lost $25 million
and it was gone at Coinbase.
They also said at least 12 firms,
and the covered-up amounts
exceeded $1 billion.

Coinbase customer support
replied with a line:
I’ve already DMed you.