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*BTC - Sept 25, 2026 โ The Hungover Report* ๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐บ
Bro went to the gym on Monday ๐ช ($87k), flexed ๐, then spent 3 days on the couch ๐๏ธ๐ด
*Today's numbers:* ๐๐ฐ
- *Price: $83,837.4* ๐ธ / also trading *just above $84,000*, flat over 24h ๐โก๏ธ
- Morning reclaim: *$84,631* ๐ with bullish bias still intact ๐๐
- Weekly mood: +25% over 30 days ๐๐ฅ but -11% YTD ๐๐ So we are up and down at the same time. Quantum BTC ๐๐คฏ
- RSI 65 โ not overbought, just tired ๐ฅฑ๐ค MACD still green โ ๐ฟ, so trend not dead, just napping ๐ด๐ค
*Why BTC is doing PIEN today?* ๐ข๐ฅบ๐
1. *Bondzilla attacked:* ๐ฆ๐ฅ 10-year Treasury yield spiked to *5.17%* ๐ after jumping 20 bps. When boomer bonds pay 5%, risk assets get nervous sweats ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด
2. *$14B options expiry today:* ๐ฃโฐ Everyone staring at Deribit ๐, massive call block at *$85k* ๐งฑ๐ต Max pain games ๐ฎ๐
3. *Support check:* ๐ก๏ธ Holding above 50/100/200 EMA cluster around $73k-$76k ๐ First real floor at *$76,474* ๐ง, deeper at $73k ๐ณ๏ธ Resistance: *$85k* ๐ง, then the promised land $87k again ๐ฐโจ๐
*Translation in human:* ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ถ
BTC ran from $77k to $87k last week ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ, got rejected at the door ๐ชโ, now sitting at $84k eating decaf โ๐ฉ and saying "I'll go again later, I swear." ๐ค๐ Classic unfinished uptrend โ painful for 5-min traders ๐ค๐, but not bearish yet ๐ป๐ซ
Don't panic ๐๐๐ In 2021 it dumped 50% before ATH ๐โก๏ธ๐ This is just 3.45% from peak ๐ค๐
*BTC - Sept 25, 2026 โ The Hungover Report* ๐ตโ๐ซ๐
Bro went to the gym on Monday ($87k), flexed, then spent 3 days on the couch.
*Today's numbers:*
- *Price: $83,837.4* / also trading *just above $84,000, flat over 24h*
- Morning reclaim: *$84,631* with bullish bias still intact
- Weekly mood: +25% over 30 days but -11% YTD. So we are up and down at the same time. Quantum BTC.
- RSI 65 โ not overbought, just tired. MACD still green, so trend not dead, just napping.
*BTC - Sept 25, 2026 โ The Hungover Report* ๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐บ
Bro went to the gym on Monday ๐ช ($87k), flexed ๐, then spent 3 days on the couch ๐๏ธ๐ด
*Today's numbers:* ๐๐ฐ
- *Price: $83,837.4* ๐ธ / also trading *just above $84,000*, flat over 24h ๐โก๏ธ
- Morning reclaim: *$84,631* ๐ with bullish bias still intact ๐๐
- Weekly mood: +25% over 30 days ๐๐ฅ but -11% YTD ๐๐ So we are up and down at the same time. Quantum BTC ๐๐คฏ
- RSI 65 โ not overbought, just tired ๐ฅฑ๐ค MACD still green โ ๐ฟ, so trend not dead, just napping ๐ด๐ค
*Why BTC is doing PIEN today?* ๐ข๐ฅบ๐
1. *Bondzilla attacked:* ๐ฆ๐ฅ 10-year Treasury yield spiked to *5.17%* ๐ after jumping 20 bps. When boomer bonds pay 5%, risk assets get nervous sweats ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด
2. *$14B options expiry today:* ๐ฃโฐ Everyone staring at Deribit ๐, massive call block at *$85k* ๐งฑ๐ต Max pain games ๐ฎ๐
3. *Support check:* ๐ก๏ธ Holding above 50/100/200 EMA cluster around $73k-$76k ๐ First real floor at *$76,474* ๐ง, deeper at $73k ๐ณ๏ธ Resistance: *$85k* ๐ง, then the promised land $87k again ๐ฐโจ๐
*Translation in human:* ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ถ
BTC ran from $77k to $87k last week ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ, got rejected at the door ๐ชโ, now sitting at $84k eating decaf โ๐ฉ and saying "I'll go again later, I swear." ๐ค๐ Classic unfinished uptrend โ painful for 5-min traders ๐ค๐, but not bearish yet ๐ป๐ซ
Don't panic ๐๐๐ In 2021 it dumped 50% before ATH ๐โก๏ธ๐ This is just 3.45% from peak ๐ค๐
*BTC - Sept 25, 2026 โ The Hungover Report* ๐ตโ๐ซ๐
Bro went to the gym on Monday ($87k), flexed, then spent 3 days on the couch.
*Today's numbers:*
- *Price: $83,837.4* / also trading *just above $84,000, flat over 24h*
- Morning reclaim: *$84,631* with bullish bias still intact
- Weekly mood: +25% over 30 days but -11% YTD. So we are up and down at the same time. Quantum BTC.
- RSI 65 โ not overbought, just tired. MACD still green, so trend not dead, just napping.