Rumor says GTA 6 will have a $400 collector’s edition, but the box won’t include the game itself.

For $400, you’re buying a pile of figurines, a map, and a steel case—then you have to pay another $70 for the game. Rockstar really knows what “collecting” means—what you’re collecting is the box, not the content.💀

If we programmers could do this, we’d already be rich: deliver an empty warehouse and put in the README, “Code costs extra.”

Next life, I’m switching careers to sell collector’s editions.