Crypto has been running the same three lines since 2021.

The market still hasn't priced in how long people will keep believing them.

1. "Altseason is coming."

The most delayed flight in financial history. Still stuck at the gate.

2. "Institutions are coming."

They have been coming since 2017. Must be one brutal KYC line.

3. "The team is building."

Building a fresh explanation for why the token is down 87%.

Every cycle changes the ticker.

Never the script.

Which of these three have you heard the most in 2026?