YO: “I’m just going to put $50 into crypto and leave it alone.”

BITCOIN 10 MINUTES LATER: 📈 +8%

YO: “I’M A GENIUS AT INVESTING 🗿”

BITCOIN 20 MINUTES LATER: 📉 -12%

YO: “The market is manipulated. 😭”

Moral: Never confuse an upswing with the fact that you’re Warren Buffett. 💀