📰 Hunter Biden turned the “Hell Notebook” into a meme coin LAPTOP, and it crashed about 99% on its first day after listing. He blamed it on the fact that the market maker only added $5,000 of liquidity to the pool—once the bots swooped in, the quotes were instantly pulled up, and then later smashed through.

🔥 The most outrageous part is that some data sources show that when liquidity support was only around $480,000, LAPTOP’s fully diluted valuation briefly surged to about $144 billion? Honestly, those numbers look terrifying, but with just a few trades in a shallow pool, you can push the quote sky-high. If you actually wanted to sell at that price, there wouldn’t be enough money to catch the sell—no liquidity to take it.

👀 So who ended up profiting? Out of about 15.2k trading addresses, 12.2k were at a loss—nearly 80%. Meanwhile, around 88 wallets collectively walked away with about $5.6 million. One address bought for $900 and then sold for about $251,000, for a return of roughly 278x.

⚠️ It’s not just a real-coin dump. At one point, the market had more than 4,075 contracts with the same name across at least seven chains. Ordinary buyers might chase at the top—or they might click straight into a fake contract. As for whether there are team-related addresses selling, public materials so far can’t definitively label each transaction. Biden, meanwhile, insists the team’s allocation is still locked.

🤔 If you see a coin’s valuation surge into the tens of billions and the pool only holds a few tens of thousands of dollars, would you avoid it outright—or would you use a small amount to grab the first few seconds?

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