📊 August CPI year-on-year 3.4% and month-on-month 0.4%, beating expectations🔥. Inflation is like a kid who won’t get up—no matter how you call, it won’t budge. The old craftsman can only pull out a feather duster🪶 → Inflation’s stickiness means higher rates for longer, and the “liquidity-flood bull market script” for big pie has had a page torn out📜; the stash of copycat coins is already starting to tremble🥶.#cpi