Tonight is the FOMC showdown—rate-hike odds of 87%-90% have already been priced in. Meanwhile, BTC futures got ahead of the game: it violently surged 2,400 points this evening, directly piercing through 79k.

Today also has a big moment: the CLARITY Act is set for a Senate vote. If this passes, U.S. crypto regulation will finally be considered truly on track.

On-chain has already gone feral. ZEC’s privacy meta exploded—ZEC shot up to $1,160. On Solana there’s a cat called ZCAT; just hold it and you get free ZEC airdrops, +25% in a day. Even StonkFun’s revenue crushes pump.fun.

But in this run, not a single on-chain “golden dog” got listed on Binance—pointless tags, all white. In Binance spot, I’m watching three:
$TRUMP , weekly line +9.7%, sitting at 2.41; on the day regulation lands, the political meme theme is the most sensitive
$WIF , still around 0.19; Solana pads are waging a price war—old dog is waiting for capital to bleed over
$HYPE , the leading dragon that gets to the cake first in the revenue battle; Hyperliquid’s position is being challenged for the first time

Fear & Greed is at 69—slightly hot. Before the FOMC outcome lands, I only position and don’t chase. On the day the rate hike actually becomes official, the memes will be the most miserable. Small position only—if it breaks down, run.