Even Biden’s computer can get turned into a token. On CoinGecko’s trending list, you can plainly see “Hunter Biden's Laptop”...
I mean, crypto really isn’t picky—it’ll piggyback on anyone’s name and jump on any hot topic. First it was zoo coins, then celebrity coins, and now we’ve even got politician-themed merchandise coming in. Next, is it “Trump's Hair” or “Biden's Ice Cream”? 🍦
The Fear & Greed Index is 69—right in the greed range. Everyone keeps saying “this is absurd,” while also going crazy with FOMO. I’ve seen this playbook a thousand times.
$BTC —wagging around seventy-six thousand—$DOGE and $ADA are dropping in a laid-back,佛系 style. Big BTC is steady, while small coins are flying around—classic symptoms of the second half of a bull market.
Honestly, what this market is comparing now isn’t who has better judgment, but who can run faster. #加密货币 #CoinGecko