LAPTOP just launched today—Hunter Biden’s meme coin: opportunity or trap?

$LAPTOP launched on Base today.

It was posted by Hunter Biden—he basically made fun of the whole thing by using the name “laptop.”

Here’s the opening data I’ve整理 for everyone:

Total supply is 1 billion coins. 80% is locked in the same multi-sig wallet, but the burn-and-destroy mechanism hasn’t been written into the contract yet. Right now it relies on the official website’s “verbal commitment.” Before the launch, there were already a bunch of fake front-runs—real or fake is hard to tell.

Let me be blunt: the essence of this coin is:

Celebrity IP + political gossip = short-term liquidity.

It’s like an influencer opening a store—people line up for two hours on day one, and three months later it shuts down.

But I know I can’t stop people who want to play—

because in crypto, what’s least lacking is the kind of person who thinks, “I know it’s a gamble, but I still want to try.”

So here are three “stay alive” rules:

Play with money you don’t mind losing once it’s gone. If you lose, don’t let it affect your life. Don’t touch it under any circumstances before the official contract address is confirmed. If you hit big and make your money back—or even more—run and don’t look back. The lifecycle of coins like this usually lasts by the hour.

In my chat room, I’ll be tracking LAPTOP’s first-day performance in real time,

including contract address confirmation, the opening price, changes in trading volume, and whether there are any dump signals.

If you want to camp and watch the drama unfold, come to my chat room—just send “LAPTOP.”

That said, do you think this coin can survive 24 hours?

If you think it can, hit 1. If you think the peak is at launch, hit 2.

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