The world is basically one huge makeshift crew—now even the president’s son is coming into crypto to set up a stall.
The on-chain “shitcoin” market has basically reached its end. Yesterday, on the BSC chain, those few shitcoins carved up the Chinese crypto scene’s leaders one by one—what’s coming will come, and someone has to foot the bill.
The Trump family made a fortune in crypto, and right after that, Biden’s son couldn’t sit still. Hunter Biden announced he would launch a meme coin on the Base chain, called $LAPTOP—the very computer that nearly got his dad killed.
Why release it now? Put simply, it’s one word: lack of money.
He owes $15 million, a figure he himself admitted. Drug use and reckless spending, fake gun declarations, tax evasion and underreporting… a whole load of bad accounts. Sure, he was granted a pardon before his father was removed from office, but a pardon doesn’t pay the lawyer fees.
No money left? Then come to the crypto market and take one cut. Anyone—human or ghost—will try to get in, and the president’s son is no exception.
I can only say, this market is even more absurd than a script.
$BTC $CL
The on-chain “shitcoin” market has basically reached its end. Yesterday, on the BSC chain, those few shitcoins carved up the Chinese crypto scene’s leaders one by one—what’s coming will come, and someone has to foot the bill.
The Trump family made a fortune in crypto, and right after that, Biden’s son couldn’t sit still. Hunter Biden announced he would launch a meme coin on the Base chain, called $LAPTOP—the very computer that nearly got his dad killed.
Why release it now? Put simply, it’s one word: lack of money.
He owes $15 million, a figure he himself admitted. Drug use and reckless spending, fake gun declarations, tax evasion and underreporting… a whole load of bad accounts. Sure, he was granted a pardon before his father was removed from office, but a pardon doesn’t pay the lawyer fees.
No money left? Then come to the crypto market and take one cut. Anyone—human or ghost—will try to get in, and the president’s son is no exception.
I can only say, this market is even more absurd than a script.
$BTC $CL