Coldcard third wave of stolen coins: the attacker built 293 independent vaults and cleared them one by one from largest to smallest.
I watched the on-chain records for a while—this isn't random coin mixing; it's a sorting algorithm.
After writing code for ten years, seeing this kind of operation makes me almost want to help him debug.
On-chain behavior doesn't lie; it's more real than many security reports.

What’s the most outrageous laundering route you’ve ever seen?