Explaining my crypto tax report to the accountant feels like explaining a Marvel movie plot to my grandma
Confusion, disbelief, and a lot of "you did WHAT now?"
If you know, you know 😭
That moment when you're trying to explain:
• Staking rewards
• LP tokens
• Airdrop claims
• Cross-chain bridges
• NFT flips
And they're just staring at you like you're speaking alien
Welcome to crypto taxes. Where every transaction is an event and your accountant questions your life choices 💀
Confusion, disbelief, and a lot of "you did WHAT now?"
If you know, you know 😭
That moment when you're trying to explain:
• Staking rewards
• LP tokens
• Airdrop claims
• Cross-chain bridges
• NFT flips
And they're just staring at you like you're speaking alien
Welcome to crypto taxes. Where every transaction is an event and your accountant questions your life choices 💀