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🐂 $BTC : "I'm down 10%"
Me: "Buy the dip, peasant"
BTC: "I'm down 20%"
Me: "Sale season, baby"
BTC: "I'm down 40%"
Me: "My life savings? All in."
BTC: "I'm up 2%"
Me: "TO THE MOON 🚀"
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Moral: HODL like your ex never existed.
Binance Square, don't @ me. 💀