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Collaborations and cross-industry partnerships: Find some brands with matching vibes and do fun collaborations. The focus isn’t on sales—it’s about sending a signal: “I’ve moved on, and I can even make jokes about myself.” This kind of effortless ease is the rarest artist quality right now.
A collaboration with Zhang Xiaquan to create a portable manicure and care kit,
A collaboration with 3M on a high-coverage black tape that won’t damage glass,
A collaboration with Cat’s Eye Film to launch an “online one-click group-booking” ordering service,
A limited-time Tenerife check-in campaign with Feizhu and Xiaohongshu together (to be honest, you really are good at choosing where to travel),
A collaboration with Zhang Chaoyang to release an advanced physics live-stream course—calculate it: whether an A330 carrying 30 people really needs extra fuel balancing and adjusting the center-of-gravity line, just to end up with a bill of over 7 million USD,
Partnering with a lab-grown diamond source factory to make a matching proposal ring, drive the price down—so it seems the ring someone gave you isn’t “worth much,” and that he’s kind of low. The product name is “I’m Just Here to Play,”
Now there’s a special, tiny sweet banana. You can buy one, wait until it turns black and gets almost rotten, then tape it over with gray tape—copying the form of that earlier banana artwork. The name of this artwork can be “This Is Your Size, Mr. Rotten Banana,”
On Douyin live-stream auctions, the auctioneer asks Zeng Ying to come on as the host,
Collaborate with Doubao to develop a reverse “jerk boyfriend” identification agent—its name could be “Ask Mom.”